Billy C
Author: Jean Sudbury
Hooray for Politics!
A little game that's played by lunatics
Who always promise they will solve our troubles
Then burst our bubbles
With all those dirty tricks
Which reminds me of a story about a guy
named Bill.
Two terms as president (a survivor on Capitol Hill)
He keeps things going on some kind of even keel
And what will he be remembered for?
How about that slippery eel?
He tries to be a good boy, he's been
doin' pretty well.
All those women would come and go and nobody cast a spell.
Then Monica snapped that strap and swished that bulbous butt.
The country boy said, "Lord have mercy, this bimbo's drivin' me nuts!
The G-string was too much of a
temptation to resist.
The cuban cigars were on the top of the list.
They could savor that flavor and they knew
That this was a sensual feast and there's one thing they didn't do.
Well, one thing that happened, some
privities were recorded
Making the whole affair lascivious and sordid.
Linda Tripp and Kenneth Star joined the Christian Coalition
Putting our Mr. President in a precarious position.
"No we did not ,we did not have sex as is defined.
No, we did not do the dirty deed, (She really blew my mind.)"
There he was with the grand jury in his face!
( If she had done her dirty laundry, there might not have been a case.)
So now, skeletons are jumpin' out of
closets making people quite upset.
All of those dirty little secrets right on the internet!
Those guys who work so hard to get smut off the air
Are doing one fine job of keepin' it in there for discretionary viewing.
The message of this little tale is
simple, but it's true.
Some people try to bite off more than they can chew.
The more we see it coming down, the more things stay the same.
Those politicians love to play their dirty little games.
It's always so confusing, it's
disgusting, yet amusing.
That's why we love our politics!
Copyright 2004 Jean Sudbury
Updated: 20 February, 2006
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