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C.R.A.B. (Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft & Bush)

Author: Todd Samusson

Cheney and Rumsfeld , Ashcroft and Bush
They're an axis of evil; a pain in the tush
They don't like folks who like - babaganoush;
Cheney and Rumsfeld, Ashcroft and Bush

Cheney's so chummy with oil and gas;
He loves to rub shoulders with the ruling class
They promised to pay for his next heart bypass;
Cheney's so chummy with oil and gas

Rumsfeld's a remnant of what was before;
He wants to replay the Persian Gulf War
Can't stand Saddam; He thinks he's a bore;
Rumsfeld's a remnant of what was before

Ashcroft is actually awfully uptight;
He's a pointy-head Klansman who rides in the night
Hangs with the fringe on the Christian far right;
Ashcroft is actually awfully uptight

Bush is just bush league; he never paid dues;
He butchers the language on the evening news
It's amazing the guy can tie his own shoes;
Bush is just bush league; he never paid dues

[REPEAT V1 - with last line 2x]

Copyright 2002 Todd Samusson

Updated: 20 February, 2006 | Site editor | Legal